Ok. I haven’t been blogging much lately, but right now I feel compelled to vent.
Jenny is setting up a Zazzle shop. Yeah, where you can go online and buy random junk that others think is cute and artsy.
Yep. That’s what she’s doing on our Friday night with no kids. (God forbid we could have sex!)
First, she has to think up a name. I suggested, “Natti’s porn emporium”. Can you imagine the look on your husbands face when he gets the credit card bill????!!!
My next suggestion was Midlifecrap.
She shot both those ideas down.
She liked “Adornyourself”. Wtf?!?! That kinda sucks. Where’s the ha ha factor in that?
Well, she’s still working on the name but it can’t include the words porn or crap.
So, I’m at least trying to make suggestions on what to sell.
She wants to market a shirt that says “I had my balls put on my chest to prevent chaffing.”
Ok, funny. So, I think “she’ll let me help out!! Bonding!!”
Me: how bout a fathers day card that reads “Dad, thanks for staying with mom after she got fat. You’re awesome!”
Jenny: um. No
Me: ok. A shirt that says, “if someone asks you the best way to dump their boyfriend, don’t say ‘in a lake late at night.'”
Me: bumper sticker?? “Reason has been a part of organized religion ever since two naked people took dietary advice from a snake”
Jenny: I’m not listening to you. I’m making the site PG-13.
Me: “I’d kill fewer plants if they’d scream for food and water like my kids do”. Put that on a coffee cup!!
Jenny: I’m naming the site incriminatingLee. That’s all the input you can have.
Needless to say, she didn’t like when I suggested the password be rimjob69
Therefore, I can’t be held responsible if she goes bankrupt because no one will buy her crap. (but we won’t use the word crap)