Jenny: Why don’t you change the toilet paper? Is it really that hard to put the new one on the holder?
Me: No. But you’re just gonna change it around anyway so why mess with it?
Jenny: What do you mean I’m gonna change it.
Me: If I put it where it rolls front to back, you’ll change it where it rolls back to front.
Jenny: Oh. Do you prefer it to roll front to back?
Me: No. Doesn’t really matter to me.
Jenny: OMG! Then put it on the damn holder!
Me: Next thing you know, you’ll be wanting me to do everything. Like pick up my own socks or something.