A typical text conversation between me and Jenny.
Me: psst. I want you!
Jenny: Good! Because if at all possible it’s happening!
Me: Oh, that can definitely be arranged!
Jenny: Did Louie like her dinner?
Me: WTF? We were having a perfectly good sex talk her and now you’re asking about Louie’s food?
Jenny: I thought the same thing after I did it. I thought I must be crazy! I would totally rather talk about sex than dinner! It just crossed my mind because I got on the computer and the recipe popped up.
Me: What are you doing on the computer? Porn?
Jenny: how’d you guess?
Me: I wish your legs were wrapped around me right now!
Jenny: Oh! So do I!! I’m gonna go eat a brownie with some ice cream! Yum!
Me: Omg! Really? Do you have a tapeworm??? I love you
Jenny: I love you too. This brownie is yummy!!